7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
why does this happen
i don’t know how to explain to the teacher that I CANNOT SAVE THIS FILE IN DOCX FORMAT
ON ACCOUNT OF I DON’T WANT TO PAY SHITLOADS OF MONEY TO USE MICROSOFT OFFICE
I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama
that came from taxes I paid.
Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.
what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.
Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech
A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.
Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.
His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.
Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs. Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”
Y’hear that, ya shitty modern werewolf writers?
hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?
They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.
So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?
That would explain a few things.
(points) (points) (points)
Engines of War: a summary
Everyone: Karlax, don’t do the thing.
Karlax: *does the thing*
Rassilon: Karlax, do the thing.
Karlax: *tries to do the thing, fucks up terribly, gets killed*
War Doctor: NO MORE
We don’t seem to get great moments like the scenes in Mickey’s apartment very often anymore.
Before this episode, Mickey was just kind of dumb and annoying, and here we have him, ready to fight off a big green monster WITH A BASEBALL BAT, so a woman who isn’t all that fond of him (and the feeling is clearly mutual) can escape.
And then he hacks into the military and launches a missile to save the day.
I really like the Slitheen, because they manage to play jump-rope with the line between goofy and terrifying pretty darn well.
I mean, yeah, they fart while disguised, and they say things like “I need to be naked”, but first of all, they’re eight feet tall and rather muscular, they have giant claws, they can tell everything about you just by smell, and THEIR FUCKING EYELIDS, MAN
THEY CAN TURN A DERPY FACE INTO SHEER NIGHTMARE FUEL WITH THOSE EYELIDS
AND THAT’S NOT EVEN GOING INTO HOW THEY WEAR HUMAN SKINS AS DISGUISES
AND THEY CAN PRESUMABLY SKIN A HUMAN WITH THEIR CLAWS
AND THEY’RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY
CAPITALISM IS TERRIFYING ENOUGH WHEN IT’S NOT IN THE FORM OF EIGHT FOOT TALL PERFECT HUNTERS